So, lest the tradition die completely, here it is, compliments of that prolific balladeer and joke-writer, Anonymous. From the reference to "fifty guineas", you will gather that it dates to before decimalisation in 1966. In the 1950s, this would have been equivalent to three weeks' wages for a labourer.
The Queensland Medical Students' Song
to the tune of Clementine
In a back street, you can see feet,
Skin and bones and in-tes-tines,
Being tangled, cut and mangled,
By the blokes in Medicine.